it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone
me with friends: 9/10 would bang
me with family: what's a boy
We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.
So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out.
When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses.
Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.
I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.
Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.
Let the games begin
My brother ate the last slice of cake
Enjoy your shower, motherfucker
THE JOKE IS REAL IVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS
asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
